Dear E. Jean: My beloved creates me giggle like no other, though infrequently we can’t tell if he’s serious. I’ve been watchful for him to cocktail a question, and recently he casually forsaken to one knee and said, “Will we marry me?” He had a large laugh on his face, though given he didn’t benefaction a ring, we rolled my eyes and told him to “stop joking.” Did we skip a proposal?
Miss Eye-Roll: Yes, we missed it. And now your intrigue is so damn racked with smoothness errors, your story line can’t ensue logically. You contingency reshoot. Your chap’s ego was dejected in your initial cut, so this time we introduce to him—because Auntie Eeee loves a wedding!
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